Man I feel bad for the guy who ends up marrying this annoying drunk bitch. If she takes on three cops like that imagine trying to argue with her about the dishes?

Posted: 09/01/2008  | Views: 118808  | Comments (79)

Rating:

If this kid doesn't get to second base with every girl in his class by tomorrow then middle school isn't what it used to be.

Posted: 09/04/2008  | Views: 79145  | Comments (114)

Rating:

This is exactly how Oprah should have dealt with that little fruitbag Tom Cruise.

Posted: 09/01/2008  | Views: 61189  | Comments (91)

Rating:

In case you ever wondered rattlesnakes are NOT bullet proof.

Posted: 09/01/2008  | Views: 59911  | Comments (114)

Rating:

If that little guy had stuck the landing he might have actually gotten a medal at the first ever squirrel Olympics.

Posted: 09/01/2008  | Views: 58565  | Comments (114)

Rating:

All those ninja classes finally are starting to pay off!

Posted: 09/01/2008  | Views: 55414  | Comments (74)

Rating:

Apparently scissor beats human skull. Human Skull still beats paper though.

Posted: 08/31/2008  | Views: 47607  | Comments (63)

Rating:

Seriously can you name another species that pulls crap like that for fun or to look cool?

Posted: 09/03/2008  | Views: 44866  | Comments (59)

Rating:

Up until this fight happened live on the air, this show had the worst ratings in all of India, only 400 million people watched last week's episode.

Posted: 09/02/2008  | Views: 41653  | Comments (145)

Rating:

You know I don't think anyone has ever been hurt by a spatula or laundry detergent. Think about it...

Posted: 08/31/2008  | Views: 41084  | Comments (67)

Rating:

My prediction 69 degrees with a chance of golden showers as he waits on the unemployment line.

Posted: 09/03/2008  | Views: 40831  | Comments (70)

Rating:

I'm guessing this moron will not end up on the $100 bill some day.

Posted: 09/03/2008  | Views: 39495  | Comments (44)

Rating:

Did you know that car goes from 0 to douchebag in 1.8 seconds? And it has leather seats standard!

Posted: 09/05/2008  | Views: 39406  | Comments (69)

Rating:

Is there anything a fat woman can't ruin?

Posted: 09/02/2008  | Views: 36936  | Comments (95)

Rating:

He started off with confidence, got a little shaky in the middle, was thrown off a couple times but still managed a strong finish in under 8 seconds. Just like when I lost my virginity.

Posted: 09/04/2008  | Views: 36700  | Comments (42)

Rating:

This accident was caused by the driver of the truck on the left who thought the inside of a tunnel was a good place to change a flat tire. Surprising how someone that intelligent ended up being a truck driver.

Posted: 09/02/2008  | Views: 35359  | Comments (54)

Rating:

Paul finally has am opportunity to be a hero but is immediately reminded why he became a rentacop in the first place. He is a retard.

Posted: 09/03/2008  | Views: 34816  | Comments (83)

Rating:

Is semen flammable? Because that would explain why this little queer practically burned his entire face off.

Posted: 09/04/2008  | Views: 34259  | Comments (72)

Rating: