Comments - Extremely Creepy Sexual Abuse Commercial

category: Links | views: 34518 | posted on: 05/20/2008

There's no more realistic way to simulate sexual abuse than to just really do it for the ad.

Tommy69456 [ban] | May 20 08 : 4:04am

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that special old man needs a special beat down, thats creepy because it didnt look like an ad it looked real icon_cry.gif

nico99 [ban] | May 20 08 : 5:28am

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Nevertheless, I hope I can still manage to spill paint at his age.

K.Padillo [ban] | May 20 08 : 6:48pm

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mr macs a sick somabitch

Jonny_GunZ [ban] | May 20 08 : 10:08pm

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All sexual predators should be executed, chances are they will commit another sex crime after they are released. This solves 2 problems 1) getting rid of a piece of shit and 2) no cost to taxpayers to keep them in prison.

deleted user [ban] | May 20 08 : 4:24am

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liacon [ban] | May 20 08 : 4:26am

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Job, hot, wood, hammering, yummy!
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Did anyone else get a raging hard-on........yea me neither icon_redface.gif

mightyaphrodite [ban] | May 20 08 : 4:37am

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Ah jesus honey, was that really necessary icon_frown.gif

ggallin1 [ban] | May 20 08 : 6:47pm

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Actually I did.
That kid was fucking HOT!!!
WTF have I been thinking anyway?
Pulling the whole "play Tarzan in your undies" thing?
I have a shed... paint... & plan (thanks to this video).
Man I am sooooh going to get some serious action this weekend!
-GG
godblessyounothingtoxican dmistermac

Calang [ban] | May 20 08 : 8:09pm

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Except you can't name your's "Ol' Sparky". That name is currently being used by Scotty2Hotty. You can try Ol' Sparky_123, or Ol' Sparky_456, or Ol' Sparkling Sparky.
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talltee19 [ban] | May 20 08 : 4:29am

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lmao, wow..dizabiz now i know why you drink so much..it's ok, we're all here for you.. icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | May 20 08 : 6:21am

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talltee19 on May 20 08 : 6:29am wrote:
lmao, wow..dizabiz now i know why you drink so much..it's ok, we're all here for you..
HEY! n0.1- i was a grown man when it happened!
n0.2-he was my prison woodwork teacher!
and n0.3-THE BASTARD PROMISED ME PAROLE!!!!!!!! icon_cry.gif icon_cry.gif icon_cry.gif icon_cry.gif icon_cry.gif icon_cry.gif icon_cry.gif icon_cry.gif icon_cry.gif
but we're friends now...............or at least HE'S friends with my roses.............conside ring its his body underneath them doing the fertilizing......... icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif

talltee19 [ban] | May 20 08 : 10:15am

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lmaoo, now i understand icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | May 20 08 : 2:22pm

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talltee19 on May 20 08 : 12:15pm wrote:
lmaoo, now i understand
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cableguy2762 [ban] | May 20 08 : 3:46pm

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I understand the avie now too.

Calang [ban] | May 20 08 : 8:15pm

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Now he's going to see Laughing Gravy's puppies. He either doesn't learn, or learned and doesn't care anymore. Either way, he probably deserves it.
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talltee19 [ban] | May 20 08 : 8:35pm

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lol, you people are the funniest ever man.. icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

DramaTim [ban] | May 20 08 : 4:36am

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He should of been showin' them tit books and stayed away from his penis touching skills icon_stoned.gif

Evangelist - evils agent [ban] | May 20 08 : 4:39am

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AHH brings back childhood memory's

TurboGuy [ban] | May 20 08 : 4:39am

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I like working with wood too.

Calang [ban] | May 20 08 : 4:44am

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"When Mr. Mac touched my penis, it got really hard. I couldn't believe I had a real boner!".

buggerball [ban] | May 20 08 : 4:45am

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I dread the part when they build a Pinochio and the man tries to explain away why it's not the nose that's long icon_lol.gif

Laughing Gravy [ban] | May 20 08 : 4:52am

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'Werther's Original' advertisements have been abusing kids in this fashion for years in the UK: http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=W66Eb60uM2o

8039 [ban] | May 20 08 : 5:18am

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Werther's is known to be the pedophiles choice

Killerdude [ban] | May 20 08 : 5:21am

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Sweet and Creamy.....

Evangelist - evils agent [ban] | May 20 08 : 7:13am

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aahh werthers the original name for Rohypnol icon_wink.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | May 20 08 : 7:55am

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Laughing Gravy on May 20 08 : 6:52am wrote:
'Werther's Original' advertisements have been abusing kids in this fashion for years in the UK: http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=W66Eb60uM2o
8039 on May 20 08 : 7:18am wrote:
Werther's is known to be the pedophiles choice
Killerdude on May 20 08 : 7:21am wrote:
Sweet and Creamy.....
Evangelist - evils agent on May 20 08 : 9:13am wrote:
aahh werthers the original name for Rohypnol
HAHAHA! YOU FUCKING GUYS SLAYED ME! but go and click on laughing gravys link and on the right is WERTHERS ORIGINAL(CREEPILY SUBTITLED) watch that video and ill challenge anyone to keep their faces straight!................ ..........what are you still doing here reading this/ I SAID GO TO THE FUCKING VIDEO!

Laughing Gravy [ban] | May 20 08 : 8:35am

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icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif Call Social Services!! P.S. Would you like to come to my house and see some puppies, Diz?? icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | May 20 08 : 8:40am

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Laughing Gravy on May 20 08 : 10:35am wrote:
Call Social Services!! P.S. Would you like to come to my house and see some puppies, Diz??
OK! WAITA MOTHERFUCKING MINUTE,these puppies you talk of...........they dont live in your underwear and need stroking do they? icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif
HAHAHA! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Da Bomb [ban] | May 20 08 : 4:55am

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That did not look like a hell of a stretch for that "actor"...the director probably just said ACTION and that guy went into everyday mode... icon_cool.gif

kaboom [ban] | May 20 08 : 5:08am

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need more adverts like this, parents just DONT get it, sending their kids off to any1

nico99 [ban] | May 20 08 : 5:21am

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Damn right.
My kid's not going anywhere NEAR someone called McGregor.

Umbrageous [ban] | May 20 08 : 5:22am

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I think there is something a little strange about that Mr Mac.
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Still, at least the kid is learning a trade.

dizdabiz [ban] | May 20 08 : 8:18am

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Umbrageous on May 20 08 : 7:22am wrote:
I think there is something a little strange about that Mr Mac.
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Still, at least the kid is learning a trade.
HAHAHA! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

scotty2hotty! [ban] | May 20 08 : 6:12am

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"Slooooooow & steady JimmY! Yeah, ahhhhhhh..... that's it! Sloooooooow & steeeeeeady! Al--most-- there..."

Calang [ban] | May 20 08 : 7:41pm

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The more I read this the more I laughed. Shit you seem to know you're doing! LMAO.
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lenny66goteam [ban] | May 20 08 : 6:18am

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This advert was as disappointing as Brokeback Mountain

BOC [ban] | May 20 08 : 6:47am

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you actually watched brokeback mountian? hahaha

zykron [ban] | May 20 08 : 9:50am

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Why not?
Hey, there was also female nudity in it too, don't forget! icon_cool.gif

GeniusIQ180 [ban] | May 20 08 : 4:11pm

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Don't worry your secrets safe with me. I wondered why you were so obsessed with manboobies.

zykron [ban] | May 20 08 : 4:26pm

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I'll get you back... go check the idiot jumping into a rail video comments... told ya! icon_biggrin.gif

zykron [ban] | May 20 08 : 6:27pm

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Oh and by the way, your ejaculatory efficiency matrix called, and wanted to know if you need a refill. icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

scotty2hotty! [ban] | May 20 08 : 6:21am

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"Say Jimmy, do you like gladiator movies?"
"Ever seen a grown man naked?"
"Do you like it when sparky rubs up against your leg?"

Calang [ban] | May 20 08 : 7:50pm

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LMFAO! Ol' Sparky's at it again! Down Sparky, down! "Stop it Sparky you're hurting me". LOL!
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newsense [ban] | May 20 08 : 6:34am

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lmao...Mr. MAC...MACaroni

boobie.bird [ban] | May 20 08 : 7:29am

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I think I actually saw this as a kid - Its strangely familiar icon_eek.gif

Evangelist - evils agent [ban] | May 20 08 : 7:50am

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Repressed memory's icon_sad.gif me too

boobie.bird [ban] | May 20 08 : 8:36am

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Mr. Mac never picked me to go work with him. icon_sad.gif I guess I am missing a certain tool...

Evangelist - evils agent [ban] | May 20 08 : 9:19am

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Thats why he picked me everyone always says I'm the biggest tool they know icon_sad.gif

Krazy [ban] | May 20 08 : 8:27am

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Ive seen many sick things on NT but that Beats all of them icon_cry.gif
I think im gonna throw up...*runs to the shitter*

Shawn [ban] | May 20 08 : 9:58am

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Mr. Mac worked jimmy like a part -time job.

nightowl12 [ban] | May 20 08 : 10:13am

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Welcome to another episode of "Home Mistreatment" icon_cheesygrin.gif

jojostan [ban] | May 20 08 : 10:21am

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well Arnolds bicycle repairman's got nothing on this guy...and I agree, I think the actor playing Mr Mac didn't have to go fishing very far for inspiration for his role... ether that or he deserves a frickin oscar...

CuteSomedays [ban] | May 20 08 : 11:00am

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This is supposed to be an ad to make kids aware of sexual abuse. If I showed this to my kids, they would bust a nut laughing at it icon_rolleyes.gif

Calang [ban] | May 20 08 : 8:02pm

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Bust a nut? Don't you mean bust a gut? LOL.
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CuteSomedays [ban] | May 20 08 : 10:51pm

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No I mean bust a nut icon_beer.gif

Calang [ban] | May 21 08 : 3:47am

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You have strange kids. LOL.
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CuteSomedays [ban] | May 21 08 : 12:31pm

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Ok, so I finally clued in and there is definatley 2 different meanings for this term. I am obviously not using it in the sexual way as hey, I'm talking about my children here. I'm using it in the funny haha way, which is the way I meant it. Shit now I feel retarded and dumb and stupid and......Thanx a lot Calang for making me feel this way. Prepare for suicide video icon_cheesygrin.gif

Calang [ban] | May 22 08 : 3:56am

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Don't be too hard on yourself there, after all, we all bust nuts, I mean make mistakes.
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Dobermann [ban] | May 20 08 : 11:07am

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He "work hard and got hot" ??? That kid can“t fool me!! He seduced the sexy old man, and then when his poor victim realized what was going on and didn't want to put out anymore, that dirty kid turned on him! slut!

iMasturbate [ban] | May 20 08 : 12:50pm

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that's pretty darn gross. glad i'm fortunate enough to never have been in a situation like that.

TetsuoShima [ban] | May 20 08 : 1:16pm

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That hit close to home. Now I remember why I can never operate a table saw without getting naked and cover myself in caramel syrup. icon_cry.gif

Gromit [ban] | May 20 08 : 2:12pm

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Then the old man whipped out his prized piece of mahogany and the little snapper went quick to work polishing it, much to his delight.....

Necramonium [ban] | May 20 08 : 3:02pm

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mr mac had a big mac for little timmy...

Da Bomb [ban] | May 20 08 : 4:06pm

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......." and he touched my penis, it didn't hurt or anything, but I knew it was wrong".....hey Jimmy, did you stop him before or after the big O??? icon_confused.gif

Higgy Jergens [ban] | May 20 08 : 4:07pm

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wow who ever produces these commercials has a good idea of "sexual abuse"

indyman911 [ban] | May 20 08 : 4:17pm

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but did he get it.....in da butt icon_beer.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_beer.gif

jcp517 [ban] | May 20 08 : 4:26pm

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I couldn't help it your Honor his underoos were tight.

RecTumBen [ban] | May 20 08 : 4:47pm

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Damn...Before there was the after school special on channel 22 (nbc i think) where we were showed how to deal with real life problem for 1 hour...they even took out gijoe and transformer for this.....now they're even more shocking and straight to the point then even before and all that in under 2 minutes...we all have to hail technology!

kidbarber2 [ban] | May 21 08 : 4:12pm

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Oh come on people, it's not like he stirred the paint with the kid's boner. THAT would've been wrong. icon_stoned.gif

jcp517 [ban] | May 22 08 : 8:01pm

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He touched me where my bathing suit covers.