Comments - Pathetic Bass Player Makes an Ass Of Himself on Stage
category: Funny | views: 54219 | posted on: 05/19/2008
Because of this, they realized they don't even need a bass player. So they fired him and now they split the $50/night 3 ways instead of 4. That's just good business.
buggerball [ban] | May 19 08 : 4:09am
+3 
Rudimentary skills of being a bass player:
1. Do NOT be good enough to play lead guitar
2. But DO be good enough to HOLD a guitar
+7
is that above or below cowbell?
the singer also made an ass out himself with that haircut.
+4
Once a HORNY guy, he set the TONE
with his CLEF BAND pulling NOTES.
He lost his TEMPO
And kicked a CELLO
At which he screamed: OBOE!!!!
THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM MADRSS
WHO'S BALLS WERE MADE OUT OF BRASS
WHEN JANGLED TOGETHER
THEY PLAYED STORMY WEATHER
TILL LIGHTNING SHOT OUT OF HIS ARSE!
cucarachito [ban] | May 19 08 : 8:46am
+7
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well, you do know that you can TUNE a piano, but you cant tune-a-fish (get it TUNA fish) !! hahahaha, hahahah ....tuna ....FISH!
*looks around , nobody is laughing at my second-grade joke*
exits stage right --------->
Umbrageous [ban] | May 19 08 : 4:17am
+8
Pumekuhp's first appearance on NoTox was always going to be memorable 
en jaywest [ban] | May 19 08 : 4:29am
+10
the singer also made an ass out himself with that haircut.
Killerdude [ban] | May 19 08 : 4:44am
+4
Cant really blame him I'd smash there equipment too..just cause they suck...
voluntary_amputation [ban] | May 19 08 : 4:46am
+5
Sounds like shit....they probably play that band on the radio all the time.
scotty2hotty! [ban] | May 19 08 : 5:34am
+3
Was that an Air Guitar?
....and it's STILL in the air!
buggerball [ban] | May 19 08 : 5:27am
+3
is that above or below cowbell?
OnlyOneOar [ban] | May 19 08 : 6:36am
In rehearsal they would have all stopped and reorganized but live their ego is controlling what little intelligence exist's and they keep on playing even if it sounds anemic.
squidjuice [ban] | May 19 08 : 8:11am
+1
Later he tries to explain to his bandmates, "But guys! Remember when we were at Steve's playing Rock Band and I did that? It was awesome!"
+2
I'm guessing that you're replying to me... I haven't actually done that. I've always wanted to pet the fish. Perhaps 10 years ago, a 5:30am summer trip over to the beach down in York (in the state) with parents and relatives led to me catching a 10-inch something-or-other BY HAND right on the waterline's edge. The water was cold and only ankle or knee deep.
zykron fishes by hand. 
Alexxmoore [ban] | May 19 08 : 10:20am
Sadly, I have done this. but not on stage thank god. ALWAYS BUY STRAP LOCKS.
Seismicshooter [ban] | May 19 08 : 10:58am
+2
at least he's not a Hansen look a like like the other 2 fruit cups
double stroke [ban] | May 19 08 : 12:21pm
+1
"it looked so cool when the real guys do it"...."now I gotta buy a new bass"
Cougarbait [ban] | May 19 08 : 3:18pm
+1
would have been better if he pulled a "Krist Novoselic" and threw it up in the air and have it land on his face...this is what im talking about...
http://youtube.com/watch? v=u8oT9ag631Q
DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | May 19 08 : 4:23pm
i remember Tommy Lee used to do that with his drum sticks and always came back to his hands, it didn't happend in thi case... 
+4
THE GREATEST BASS PLAYER EVER (I say fucking EVER) TO HAVE LIVED...
http://youtube.com/watch? v=7_wGFfrJv4Y
RIP&thankyouforthebeautif ulmusic
Marquis de Sade [ban] | May 20 08 : 1:24pm
+1
Nah, Steve Harris is the superior bass player. Burton was good, but Harris is far more unique. You hear a Maiden bass line and it's instantly recognisable.
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melissakos [ban] | May 19 08 : 4:09am
+4
Ha ha ha ha ha that was the funniest thing I've seen in some time :-D
his surprise when he saw it in orbit is priceless