I've woken up next to worse and had the exact same reaction.     more

(51) | category: Funny | views: 40858 | posted on: 10/25/2008

Target - Expect more pay less. Because we only employ retarded people.     more

(82) | category: Funny | views: 61054 | posted on: 10/24/2008

Can you really trust this guy as your chairman?     more

(82) | category: Funny | views: 27217 | posted on: 10/24/2008

I think he's wearing a life preserver because he knows his sperm wont be able to swim from now on.     more

(54) | category: Funny | views: 46749 | posted on: 10/24/2008

Personally I prefer alcohol as a means to destroy my liver and kidneys.     more

(30) | category: Funny | views: 27809 | posted on: 10/24/2008

After 20 years on the job Larry couldn't stand to listen to one more god damned boring ass interview.     more

(79) | category: Funny | views: 37975 | posted on: 10/23/2008

They never should have trusted that plywood salesman who swore it would make a perfect car ramp.     more

(64) | category: Funny | views: 55308 | posted on: 10/23/2008

Never take vehicle loading advice from a guy with a multi-colored mullet.     more

(52) | category: Funny | views: 36583 | posted on: 10/23/2008

The way she transitioned effortlessly from a triple sow cow right into a piledriver really impressed the judges.     more

(74) | category: Funny | views: 29421 | posted on: 10/23/2008

Finally a good use for segways!     more

(61) | category: Funny | views: 24810 | posted on: 10/22/2008