This kid is gonna need to boogie on over to a hospital and get his nose reset.     more

(63) | category: Funny | views: 20722 | posted on: 10/28/2008

I didn't realize tryouts were still going on for the 09 Darwin Awards.     more

(70) | category: Funny | views: 17285 | posted on: 10/28/2008

I think any man who wears a Hello Kitty back pack deserves to get tased.     more

(84) | category: Funny | views: 28998 | posted on: 10/28/2008

It is an All Terrain Vehicle, maybe that cop was worried he would escape by driving over water or fire or a pit of cobra snakes...     more

(154) | category: Funny | views: 49101 | posted on: 10/27/2008

It's videos like this that's going to discourage fat chicks everywhere from ever exercising.     more

(81) | category: Funny | views: 79143 | posted on: 10/27/2008

When you knock out your passenger's teeth I wouldn't expect much of a tip.     more

(59) | category: Funny | views: 40554 | posted on: 10/27/2008

This kid is gonna have to face the fact that he was born to be math club president.     more

(52) | category: Funny | views: 26125 | posted on: 10/26/2008

There's a reason Absinthe bottles come with the warning "Keep out of hands of greasy faced emo kids".     more

(63) | category: Funny | views: 44825 | posted on: 10/26/2008

To be safe she only hangs out at Dave Matthews concerts and can never step foot in a water park.     more

(213) | category: Funny | views: 144403 | posted on: 10/25/2008

It wont be as funny when he tries to spike someone else's soap in jail.     more

(75) | category: Funny | views: 28260 | posted on: 10/25/2008