I reacted the same way the first time I saw a pussy.     more

(59) | category: Funny | views: 29886 | posted on: 11/13/2008

Something else this guy wont ever break? His 19 year streak of never being inside of a vagina.     more

(79) | category: Funny | views: 50162 | posted on: 11/12/2008

Next time I think he should attach a car to each testicle to ensure this moron cant ever reproduce.     more

(65) | category: Funny | views: 39570 | posted on: 11/12/2008

The only way they could get all these girl to run was to build the track 300 meters from the entrance to a cheese cake factory.     more

(65) | category: Funny | views: 24307 | posted on: 11/11/2008

Ever since her classmates found our she was a carpet muncher they have been messing with her relentlessly.     more

(72) | category: Funny | views: 71972 | posted on: 11/11/2008

Star Jones gets this reaction every time she enters a room.     more

(62) | category: Funny | views: 58789 | posted on: 11/09/2008

Wow ever since Sheryl Crow left him Lance Armstrong has become really self destructive.     more

(58) | category: Funny | views: 26119 | posted on: 11/09/2008

If after receiving the nutshot your buddy somehow threw you a cold beer then this would be the greatest game ever.     more

(65) | category: Funny | views: 38387 | posted on: 11/08/2008

Further evidence that the only motorized machinery should be allowed to operate is a blender.     more

(67) | category: Funny | views: 52675 | posted on: 11/08/2008

Her face will be receiving a different kind of nut shot later this evening...     more

(70) | category: Funny | views: 43945 | posted on: 11/08/2008