After making a catch like that he should be allowed to bone the entire opposing team's cheer leading squad and the quarterback's girlfriend.     more

(52) | category: Cool | views: 44980 | posted on: 11/19/2008

This is what happens every time Star Jones enters a cup cake store.     more

(32) | category: Cool | views: 17341 | posted on: 11/19/2008

Are you all alright??? Are you wheezing in pain because you feel great right now?     more

(44) | category: Cool | views: 23960 | posted on: 11/18/2008

I'm not really sure who won this match, it's too close to call.     more

(47) | category: Cool | views: 51978 | posted on: 11/17/2008

This marks the first time in history that soccer was something other than painfully boring.     more

(60) | category: Cool | views: 25989 | posted on: 11/13/2008

I'm guessing his mom finally figured out that bangbus wasn't actually an charity that restores old school buses like habitat for humanity.     more

(99) | category: Cool | views: 50660 | posted on: 11/12/2008

This is why you shouldn't try to beat and stab someone across the street from a Dunkin Donuts.     more

(74) | category: Cool | views: 36579 | posted on: 11/12/2008

If this doesn't get her Employee of the Month then nothing will.     more

(50) | category: Cool | views: 17665 | posted on: 11/10/2008

Just as a general rule safety belts work when they are actually attached to something.     more

(55) | category: Cool | views: 36109 | posted on: 11/10/2008

This is a video of my lower intestine after eating at benihanas.     more

(57) | category: Cool | views: 25845 | posted on: 11/07/2008