Knives are a good alternative to cash and credit cards when you are low on funds.     more

(44) | category: Bizarre | views: 20371 | posted on: 08/25/2008

Being sprayed in the face with a powerful fire hose was just the pick me up this guy needed to realize life is totally awesome!     more

(44) | category: Bizarre | views: 17111 | posted on: 08/24/2008

Not since sophomore chemistry have I seen a solid turn into a liquid so fast.     more

(89) | category: Bizarre | views: 40300 | posted on: 08/20/2008

The same thing happened once when Rosie O'Donnell farted too close to a heat lamp.     more

(105) | category: Bizarre | views: 20531 | posted on: 08/12/2008

Usually criminals wait until they get to the jail showers before getting impaled.     more

(97) | category: Bizarre | views: 59804 | posted on: 08/12/2008

No family vacation to Africa is complete without seeing Jerry Giraffe viciously murdered by hungry lions. You'll cherish these memories forever!     more

(157) | category: Bizarre | views: 190087 | posted on: 08/07/2008

At Hanukkah his head stayed on fire for a full eight days. It was a miracle.     more

(63) | category: Bizarre | views: 24523 | posted on: 08/02/2008

It was a little less funny when they saw a 10 year old the following week, carving "Johnny loves Lucy" into a tree...and proceeded to kick the shit out of him.     more

(122) | category: Bizarre | views: 56176 | posted on: 07/31/2008

If Charles Darwin were alive he'd have a hard time understanding the concept of gator wrestling as a sport/tourist attraction.     more

(56) | category: Bizarre | views: 50069 | posted on: 07/27/2008

Dont be a pussy, come on walk it off. It's just a samurai sword that could potentially have split open your skull like a grape...     more

(109) | category: Bizarre | views: 137177 | posted on: 07/25/2008