Did you see all that blood? That means it was his thumb's first time getting nailed.     more

(75) | category: Bizarre | views: 34811 | posted on: 09/19/2008

Hats off to you sir on a fine piece of shooting.     more

(71) | category: Bizarre | views: 47084 | posted on: 09/17/2008

The best part about humping a Japanese car is finishing all over the windshield.     more

(85) | category: Bizarre | views: 45462 | posted on: 09/16/2008

If ever there was an appropriate time to sling poop, this would be it.     more

(96) | category: Bizarre | views: 99349 | posted on: 09/15/2008

He exploded off the line like a rocket ship. Unfortunately it was more like The Challenger.     more

(49) | category: Bizarre | views: 25419 | posted on: 09/12/2008

The same thing happens to me every time I eat Taco Bell gorditas.     more

(117) | category: Bizarre | views: 88335 | posted on: 09/11/2008

On the bright side he can throw that tool belt away because now he has 8 new places to hold dirty brushes!     more

(57) | category: Bizarre | views: 31135 | posted on: 09/07/2008

I know the economy has gotten really bad but isn't Super Cuts still like 10 bucks for a haircut?     more

(64) | category: Bizarre | views: 54858 | posted on: 09/06/2008

His life long dream was to be able to fly. Ironically that dream came true then he died.     more

(51) | category: Bizarre | views: 29529 | posted on: 09/03/2008

Soon after implementing the nation wide free health care system the quality of services offered went down slightly.     more

(46) | category: Bizarre | views: 31108 | posted on: 08/28/2008