There's no more realistic way to simulate sexual abuse than to just really do it for the ad.     more

(71) | category: Links | views: 35100 | posted on: 05/20/2008

What a horrible, horrible thing. This guy should be castrated, then surgically reattached only to be castrated again.     more

(75) | category: Links | views: 46085 | posted on: 05/19/2008

Well, that was weird. I guess it is an untapped market though...     more

(62) | category: Links | views: 23395 | posted on: 05/18/2008

How did that car ever pass a safety test? It must be made out of styrofoam.     more

(32) | category: Links | views: 29215 | posted on: 05/17/2008

She should be happy it wasn't a real dragon. Those are scary.     more

(41) | category: Links | views: 39490 | posted on: 05/16/2008

It sure beats last weekend when he was found in the closet with his mom's thong wrapped around his face.     more

(41) | category: Links | views: 28553 | posted on: 05/15/2008

No one was cruel enough to tell her two Hepatitus patients just had sex right there.     more

(58) | category: Links | views: 40092 | posted on: 05/02/2008

She finally stopped laughing later when she realized this means she's becoming a fat ass.     more

(57) | category: Links | views: 64199 | posted on: 05/01/2008

First of all, that kid is the worst fucking singer on earth. Second, why did no one shoot this guy?     more

(99) | category: Links | views: 33838 | posted on: 04/30/2008

This guy is so cool. I wanna put him on a leash and walk him every day.     more

(50) | category: Links | views: 27298 | posted on: 04/29/2008