That's probably the last box he'll be in for a couple weeks at least.     more

(47) | category: Funny | views: 80078 | posted on: 12/30/2008

South Americans are really good at two things: 1) Giving birth to extremely hot women and 2) Doing whatever they can to kidnap/maim/torture said hot women.     more

(46) | category: Accidents | views: 27009 | posted on: 12/30/2008

Following in the footsteps of many male professional ice skaters before him, this guy goes down hard and quick.     more

(35) | category: Funny | views: 26057 | posted on: 12/30/2008

Telling your dad you're gay is now officially the second hardest part about rollerblading.     more

(46) | category: Accidents | views: 17697 | posted on: 12/30/2008

Still safer than encountering the band Great White at a Rhode Island night club.     more

(46) | category: Cool | views: 33705 | posted on: 12/30/2008

I'm pretty sure the words Russian and Security are oxymorons and should never be used in the same sentence.     more

(31) | category: Fights | views: 18462 | posted on: 12/30/2008

A similar thing happened when Hilary Clinton visited the troops and forgot all her tampons back in NY.     more

(49) | category: Cool | views: 26928 | posted on: 12/30/2008

This is what happens when the 7th grade hackey sack tournament gets rained out.     more

(46) | category: Funny | views: 33635 | posted on: 12/29/2008

Great come from behind knock out leaves opponent in a very awkward position. Coincidentally that is the same sentence used on a popular fantasy anal rape porno DVD.     more

(47) | category: Fights | views: 30937 | posted on: 12/29/2008

I guess we shouldn't exactly be surprised that this animal is partially retarded. Otherwise he probably wouldn't be in this position in the first place.     more

(68) | category: Shocking | views: 47922 | posted on: 12/29/2008